Progress on Google page rank experiment

I’m doing very poorly here. There are a few reasons:

• I don’t post enough about Morecambe, or Morecambe bay.
• I don’t have “Morecambe” in my domain name.
• There are no links associating me with Morecambe.

There are three things I could do to solve it:

1. Post more.
2. Change my domain name.
3. Create a killer WordPress theme, that people love which links back to me: “Theme designed by Graham in Morecambe” on every page.

As none of these things are likely to happen, I think the experiment is dead!